Here comes the flood…
Well I think it may be time for me to wade in to the mass outpouring off Swine Flu related stuff and throw in my own two penneth worth. Before I get going here are some links:
- The National Pandemic Flu Service (the official England get your tamiflu here government webpage)
- Everything you need to know (the official everything you need to know about flu according to the UK government)
- The Healthy Outlook Blog (a view on the situation from a pharmacist who is not me – perhaps slightly more coherent)
- The GPforHire Blog (a view from a GP, cynical or otherwise)
- We’re all probably doomed.. (my previous comments on the situation from back in May)

I seem to be on the outside looking in on this one, slowly watching rumour and a mix of information and mis-information spread like a companion to the virus itself. Reading stories in the press about being able to obtain more than one dose for yourself or that 100,000 people have come down with it in the past week and the official swine flu uk website encountering the equivalent of 9.2milliion hits an hour and crashing under the load.
Apparently we are one of the best equipped nations in the world to deal with this virus, with a plentiful stockpile of antivirals and contingency plans coming out of our ears. However, I read that the NHS is straining to deal with the situation, and I don’ t think this is down to the professionals of the various branches of the NHS being incompetent. I think it is more that as a nation we seem to be more prone to mass panic and hysteria over something that has been blown to apocalyptic proportions.
The government are probably trying to do their best with the situation even though it is nicely masking any and every bad news story about the government. Waiting until ‘the NHS was under heavy strain’ as Andy Burnham said, before implementing the national flu hotline probably wasn’t a wise move as that would and did almost guarentee that it too would be overloaded.
How many of those 100,000 who supposedly came down with the virus last week actually had it? and have now wasted their supply of medication on a cold. I have been told of a patient who phoned their GP to query whether they had flu and were asked to come in to have it checked out. They turned out to have pneumonia, I hope the national line can weed out cases like this as well rather than telling them to stay in bed and send their designated ‘ flu friend’ to go and collect their supply of precious Tamiflu.
Not that Tamiflu is that great, it helps lessen the likelihood of the nasty complications of the virus, but only actually shortens the duration of the illness by about 12 hours or so.
At the end of it all, Swine Flu is just that. Its flu the only difference from your normal year in year out seasonal flu is that we have not seen this type before so not enough people are immune to it to prevent it spreading widely and rapidly, and this will lead to the major problem with this virus that I don’t think is being focussed upon by the majority of people: when this thing really hits, and I still think it will be when the schools and universities go back, and the football season gets properly back into swing, and when everyone is getting down and low as the nights draw in october time, then a lot of people will be off work at the same time. That will be the big challenge, keeping everything runningsmoothly, including the healthcare services. So hopefully everyone has a plan for that, Tamiflu or not.
as the lyrics in the Divine Comedy song go: “here comes the flood, rivers of blood baby…”
enjoy.
**Impending Doom Meter Update**
According to scientists the Ebola virus has found its way into pigs no doubt it plans to fester and mutate there following the apparent success of the flu virus in using pigs as a means to panic the human race. What would be more interesting would be a combination of swine flu and swine ebola, which should probably be called ‘Swine Flubola’.
As the Impending Doom Meter has been set to 6 on account of Swine Flu itself, I have no choice but to raise the level of Impending Doom to 6.5D (Dooms)
Note: the ‘Doom’ is the metric unit of impending doom. For those that are interested the Imperial equivalent is the ‘Portent’ (Pt) also referred to as the ‘Ominous Portent’ with a conversion factor of 25.81Pt =1D
the Impending Doom Meter – Proud to be giving you something to worry about on an otherwise unremarkable day.
musings
You find me in contemplative mood. That sort of thing happens when I finish reading a decent book, not that the book in question was new or deep and meaningful (it was the final Harry Potter) but when I find a book I like I tend to read it for extended periods and I think once you’ve finished the brain just carries on in reading mode, which is slighltly self-absorbed, quiet and comtemplative. Not that books aim for that state of mind, they should play with the emotions as I find the book in question does, even if the series does have its detractors. Most books however have that quiet tail off period at the end to the close which leads you back to the real world.
Talking of being contemplative and also the real world, its sometimes disconcerting to find the two collide slightly as I did while driving home this evening suddenly realising that I had spent the past five miles driving on automatic pilot while deciding if the couple of sentences that had burst into my brain were a Haiku, or even if I had the correct definition of what a Haiku is.
as the sun drops down
and the night slowly rises
does the day begin
I don’t know what it means, or why it sprang into my brain, but there it is, a stark example of what a dull drive along the M62 can do to a mind.


